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10248-105 Street
Westlock, Alberta T7P1W1
780-349-4100

Westlock Senior's Golden Age Drop-in-Center

For 55 years and older - purpose is socializing and being active. Hours of operation Monday to Friday from 1:00 p.m. - 4:00 p.m. Coffee provided for $ 1.00. Membership   $ 10.00 a year.  Activities include pool, cards, carpet bowling, floor curling and floor shuffleboard. Just drop-in or Contact Max Zeise: (780) 349-3557 for more information.

10248-105 Street, Phone (780) 349-4100

Westlock, Alberta, T7P 1W1

Located one block north of Pembina Lodge

 We have our monthly meetings every second Wednesday of the month at 1:00 PM, except for July and August.

SCAREE HALLOWEEN


 

 

Weekly Games Schedule

Mondays:  Cards, Carpet Bowling, Pool and Floor Shuffleboard

Tuesdays: Cards, Pool and Floor Shuffleboard first, forth & fifth  Tuesday of the month

Wednesday: Cards, Pool and Floor Curling

Thursday: Cards and Pool, 7:00 PM Cards Whist one week and Cribbage the other week.

Friday: Cards, Pool and Floor Curling

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, Bridge Club play Duplicate Bridge (From November to end of April)

 

 

 

 

expensive Jokes ut that stuff o


 Three bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.

The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body: Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year-old mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the coroner.

 "Second body: Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What about the third body?"

 "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning."

 "Why is he smiling then?" enquires the Inspector.

 "Thought he was having his picture taken....."


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Job Security

 

"I know you're retired from the Armed Forces," said the boss. "What did they say to you there if you showed up in the morning so late and so often?"

The old man looked down at the floor and chuckled quietly then said with a grin, "Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?"








































 Three bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.

The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body: Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year-old mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the coroner.

 "Second body: Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What about the third body?"

 "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning."

 "Why is he smiling then?" enquires the Inspector.

 "Thought he was having his picture taken....."


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Job Security

 

"I know you're retired from the Armed Forces," said the boss. "What did they say to you there if you showed up in the morning so late and so often?"

The old man looked down at the floor and chuckled quietly then said with a grin, "Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?"





























 A Little Humor

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what Martha ?" "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. I'm beginning to think you're bad luck."

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QUOTE

 

     Great minds discuss ideas.

     Average minds discuss events.

     Small minds discuss people.

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Policeman to teen caught speeding; "I've been

 waiting for you all day!" 

Teen; "Well I got here as fast as I could!"

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